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Quelle surprise...
Mary Sunshine, already

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hard at work.
>> Good morning, Bobby.

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There's nothing good
about mornings.

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You don't know
what you're missing.

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Yes, I do...sleep.
Thank God I've never

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wanted to be King,
or Queen for that matter.

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I need my beauty sleep.

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Gottman hates the layout!
He always hates the layout.

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No, I mean he really
hates it this month.

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Relax, Christine.
Well, she is the one

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who turned that boring piece
of crap on Health Food Stores

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into 'Viva Las Vegans'.
>> That was my boring piece

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of crap, thank you.
>> Don't mention it.

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Same goes for you.
It was not a boring

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piece of crap.
Although I was grateful

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for your title suggestion.
Relax, Christine.

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You already said that.
Well, she can say it

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but she can't do it.
Not if she's going

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to get what she wants.
Really, and pray tell

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what is it she wants?
Um...dah...

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She wants to get to the top
in as little time as possible.

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Zero to 60 in 10 seconds.
Oh, and she always

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tries to be the best.
Will you two stop talking

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about me like
I'm not in the room.

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And I don't try to be
the best,

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I just naturally am.
Oh, and she's modest.

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Good morning.

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Circulation is down, folks.

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We need something hot
for September.

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How about the 3 best day spas?

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George, I said hot.
3 best martinis

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in Manhattan?
Hot! Blistering,

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boiling, burning.
Oh, nice alliteration.

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What was that?
Blistering, boiling, burning.

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I like it.
So then, how about something

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That's the kind of genius

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that comes from going
to Harvard.

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Brooklyn, no...
basketball...bachelors.

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Bachelors?
'Manhattan's Three

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Most Eligible Bachelors.'
Cosmo did it last year.

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Or was it last month.
Really, Hallie?

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Eligible bachelors?
Leave her alone.

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Last issue she wove straw into
gold with that piece of crap

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on Health Food Stores.
I'm sorry,

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did I say eligible?
I meant confirmed.

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That's just slang for gay.
Bernard Shaw said that.

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That's George Bernard Shaw.
Actually he

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detested his first name and he
insisted that no one use it.

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Bernard Shaw said that
kind of slang is what

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mutilates the English language.
You see 'Manhattan Line'

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magazine would have the
opportunity to set it straight.

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'Straight', 'gay'?
No, no pun intended, sir.

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What I'm talking about is
the truly confirmed bachelor.

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The man who resolutely
refuses to share his life.

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The man married to his work.
Sounds more like

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a certain woman we all know.
The man for whom

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no amount of beauty,
brain or bank notes...

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More alliteration.
I hate to say it,

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Hallie, but it sound to me
like the most heartless men

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in Manhattan.
No, see, that's just it.

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These men have a heart, but
no one's been woman enough

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to reach in there and touch it.
That sounds like surgery.

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Yes...love surgery.
It's the ultimate challenge

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for the single woman
to catch the uncatchable.

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Come on, doesn't every woman
want to be the Annette

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to some Warren?
To be the one who finally

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is able to storm the barricades?

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Another 'B'.
And just so there's

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no gold digging,
we'll make it an auction,

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an auction for charity.

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The magazine will offer
the opportunity to win

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a dinner date with one
of the confirmed bachelors.

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And we'll have a big splashy,
charity event gala.

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We'll need a sponsor.
Barbosa!

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Another 'B'.
We'll get Barbosa to sponsor

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the gala, and display
some of their jewelry.

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Hmmm....

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I love, it.

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I love it, I love it, I love it.

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Men and jewelry - the two
things women can't resist.

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All right.
Make it happen.

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Yes!
Hallie?

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You increase circulation
25 percent...

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you're my new Senior Editor.

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Well, uh...

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Good luck with your
b-b-b-bonfire.

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Thanks, George,
but I don't believe in luck.

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You're just lucky looks can't kill.

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Oh, you know I don't
believe in luck, and besides,

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if those boys aren't up to the
task, then I am impervious

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to their petty jealousies.
What about mine?

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Your what?
My petty jealousy.

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You're not jealous of me, Christine?

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Oh yeah?
You're always prepared.

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You're ingenious, relaxed.
What are these anyway?

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They're delicious.
They're Thai spring-rolls.

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I made them this morning.
And, you can cook.

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Hey, hey, pardon me,
ladies, can I interest you

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in a lovely watch?
No, thank you.

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Leave them alone, Ticker.

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Come on, scram.
Go on.

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I'll catch up with you later.

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Step this way, ladies.
Step right up, ladies.

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Are you feeling lucky today?
She doesn't

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believe in luck.
What?

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Come on, everybody believes
in luck, and today could

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be your lucky day if you play
the 'Big Chance'.

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All I need right now is a lovely assistant.

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What about you, sweetheart?
Well...

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Oh, you're not serious!
Step right up.

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All you got to do is ante
up a buck and you could

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win a hundred.
Here you go...

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one hundred, one dollar bills.

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A nice little bonus
on your lunch break, right?

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Okay, thank you.

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Okay, a hundred, one dollar
bills in the briefcase.

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Keep your eyes on the prize.

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If I win, I promise to relax.
Ha, ha.

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You ready to play the Big Chance?

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And here we go, the Big Chance.
Oh, now you're

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watching very closely, right?

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I don't how I make a living.
I'm trying okay,

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so bear with me.
Okay, keep your eye

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on your briefcase.
Okay, this is going to happen

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very fast because the
hands are quicker than the eye.

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Pay very close attention.

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You must pay very
close attention.

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Keep your eyes watching,
hands are quicker than the eyes.

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Look out, whoops!
I don't know where it went.

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I'm not quite sure yet.
Paying attention?

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Which case has the dough?

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Excuse me.
No pay, no play, lady.

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Which case has the dough?

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That one!

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This one right here?
Uh-huh.

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This is the case?
You choose this one?

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Are you sure?
Want to try this one,

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or this one?
Okay, is this the Big Chance?

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Whohoo!
Ta da, there you go.

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Okay.
Let's give Lady Luck a hand.

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I've never won
anything in my life, Hallie.

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Yeah, you!
And you still haven't

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sweetheart.
Your friend here cheated.

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I cheated?
No, he cheated.

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Those briefcases
have false bottoms.

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He dropped the packet
of money out of one,

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and picked it up with another.
He did?

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He did.
She's lying.

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Hey, wait a minute.
This happens to be Hallie

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Galloway, the Features Editor
of Manhattan Line magazine.

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Christine!
Oh, Hallie Gal,

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the Features Editor
of Manhattan Line magazine.

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You know what?
You got bad luck written

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all over your face, Hallie Gal.
Oh, I'm sorry,

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that's Galloway.
Whatever, Babe.

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Babe? Babe?

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I was being polite.
No, no, you were being

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your crass, slovenly,
ignorant, smelly self.

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You know what?
Goodbye, Hallie Gal.

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Jerk!
Bye-bye Manhattan Line.

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He cheated.
You said that.

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All men cheat.
At least I won 100 bucks.

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Besides, he was sort of cute.

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Cute?
Yeah, scrape off all

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the grime, put him in an Armani
suit and he could be one

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of your confirmed bachelors.

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Yeah, well, that's true
of any of this riffraff.

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Riffraff?
Did you just say 'riffraff',

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Hallie?
Yes, I did.

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Riffraff, riffraff, riffraff.

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Angelo, winning this
race will make you and I flush.

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And down the home
stretch, Top Hat in the lead.

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She looks to have this race sewn up.

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Attagirl Top Hat!
This is unbelievable.

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Wait now, Hallie
Gal is moving to the rail.

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Hallie Gal?
Who the hell's Hallie Gal?

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Billy Thompson's trying to pull her out,

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but that little filly's
got a mind of her own.

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Look at her go!
No, no, Top Hat.

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Top Hat's the one
supposed to win.

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Take is easy.
It's not over.

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Yes sir, Hallie Gal's run off with Billy

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Thompson who's only choice now
is to hang on or he'll

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be thrown over the rail.
Billy Thompson, you

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stupidest, stupid jockey!
Hallie Gal's

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trying to thread the needle
folks, and Top Hat

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sees her coming.
There we go!

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Atta girl Top Hat.
Hallie Gal's

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pushing through...Yes,
Hallie Gal's a gal with heart.

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No! No! No!
Now it's Top Hat

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and Hallie Gal neck and neck,
down the home stretch.

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Come on, come on, Top Hat.
Come on, Top Hat!

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And Hallie Gal
moves into the lead.

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No, no, Hallie Gal.
What is that?

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It's Hallie Gal
and Top Hat,

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Hallie Gal and Top Hat,
and Hallie Gal wins by a nose.

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No, God!

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How could that happen?

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Take it easy.
Eddie, it's just money.

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No, Ange.

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I let you down.

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Again.

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Sorry, sorry.
Eddie, hold on....

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Eddie, come back.

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Good morning, Sunshine.

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No, I can assure you,
you would only be required

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to have dinner
with the auction winner.

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No further physical or emotional
commitment would be expected.

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Hello!
Hallie Gal, Manhattan Line!

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Hello, Hallie Gal!
Don, can I call you back?

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Thank you.
I want to talk to Hallie.

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You, you're Hallie Gal.
That's Galloway.

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You, you jinxed my luck!
You owe me a grand.

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Call the police.
No, wait.

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It's the guy from the square.
That's right.

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And you're the one
made me lose my bet.

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Call...the...police!
Come on, Hallie,

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he's just drunk.
We met at lunch

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yesterday in the square.
I won 100 bucks.

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You!
You hexed my luck.

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That's not a surprise.
What?

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She do that to you, too?
Repeatedly.

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She took my...
I beg your pardon!

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Did she take your hair?

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Angelo loaned me the money.
Angelo...?

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My Angelo, he's so good.
Loves the restaurant.

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Loves to cook.
You love to cook.

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And what does that
have to do with anything?

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I'm sorry?
Why have we let a bum

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just walk into our office
and start yelling at me?

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Oh, dear.

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Oh my god, is he dead?
Yeah, he's dead,

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dead drunk.
We have to get him out of here.

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What?
We should to something

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to help him.
We?

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That's why you're all
staring at me?

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You're the one
who hexed his luck.

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Oh, give me a break, George.

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There, but for fortune.

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As if you give a damn.

241
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,913
All right, George,
if you're feeling so generous,

242
00:12:38,982 --> 00:12:41,449
why don't you dig into
those pockets of yours?

243
00:12:41,551 --> 00:12:43,451
Give him $1000 and
send him on his way.

244
00:12:43,553 --> 00:12:45,453
My $1000.
Hey, I could be out

245
00:12:45,555 --> 00:12:47,455
of a job soon, remember?
If you snag my position,

246
00:12:47,557 --> 00:12:49,457
what's to keep me
from ending up like him?

247
00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:52,293
Funny, that's kind of like
what we were talking about

248
00:12:52,362 --> 00:12:54,429
yesterday, but in reverse.
Remember, in the square?

249
00:12:54,531 --> 00:12:56,432
You said that you could
turn any one of those riffraff

250
00:12:56,534 --> 00:12:58,434
into one of your bachelors.
But...

251
00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:01,437
Did you really say riffraff, Hallie?

252
00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:03,372
Maybe.

253
00:13:03,441 --> 00:13:05,474
You should try it with him.

254
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:09,144
It'd be a good deed.
Good deed!

255
00:13:09,213 --> 00:13:11,146
How am I suddenly
responsible for cleansing

256
00:13:11,215 --> 00:13:13,148
the unwashed masses?
Then how about

257
00:13:13,217 --> 00:13:15,951
a wager?
I bet you can't do it.

258
00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:18,654
What are we betting on?

259
00:13:18,723 --> 00:13:21,191
My job.

260
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,727
George...
I don't need a bet

261
00:13:23,795 --> 00:13:26,196
to get your job.
Then why don't we

262
00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:28,598
up the stakes?
And how would we do that?

263
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:32,670
Well, if you fail to
cleanse this unwashed mass

264
00:13:32,739 --> 00:13:34,905
and effectively include him
in the auction,

265
00:13:34,974 --> 00:13:36,907
then you resign from the firm.

266
00:13:36,976 --> 00:13:40,011
No matter how successful
your charity gala.

267
00:13:40,046 --> 00:13:43,147
And how do you propose we
convince him to participate?

268
00:13:43,249 --> 00:13:46,485
We pay him $1000.
Last time I checked, you're

269
00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:49,321
not supposed to pay people
to volunteer at a charity event.

270
00:13:49,390 --> 00:13:51,323
You could tell him
it's an honorarium.

271
00:13:51,392 --> 00:13:55,160
Et tu, Bobby?

272
00:13:55,262 --> 00:13:58,530
Just how good are you, Hallie Gal?

273
00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:05,003
The best.

274
00:14:05,072 --> 00:14:08,340
So is it a bet?

275
00:14:08,409 --> 00:14:10,343
You bet your ass it is.

276
00:14:20,155 --> 00:14:22,088
Oh, very smelly, very smelly.

277
00:14:22,157 --> 00:14:24,157
Come on muscles.
Oh, he smells like

278
00:14:24,259 --> 00:14:26,659
dirty spaghetti.
Can't breathe.

279
00:14:26,728 --> 00:14:29,996
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
Do not put him on my new sofa.

280
00:14:30,065 --> 00:14:31,931
Where, already?

281
00:14:32,033 --> 00:14:34,134
Um...oh, leather.
I can wipe that down.

282
00:14:34,203 --> 00:14:36,303
Okay...
Yeah.

283
00:14:38,674 --> 00:14:40,574
Hm...

284
00:14:40,676 --> 00:14:42,743
All right, now,
first things first.

285
00:14:42,812 --> 00:14:45,012
He needs a bath.
>> Can I watch?

286
00:14:45,081 --> 00:14:47,015
Oh, you can do better than
that, you can give it to him.

287
00:14:47,084 --> 00:14:49,217
Now, wait a minute...
Ah, haw, haw.

288
00:14:49,319 --> 00:14:51,519
Who's the one who said we
should do something to help him?

289
00:14:51,588 --> 00:14:54,556
Here's your chance?
What are you doing?

290
00:14:54,658 --> 00:14:58,293
Monitoring your progress.
I love a make-over.

291
00:14:58,362 --> 00:15:00,596
Come on,
we've got work to do.

292
00:15:00,698 --> 00:15:03,632
We apples float.
What does

293
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:06,235
that mean, anyhow?
I have no idea.

294
00:15:06,337 --> 00:15:08,571
My mother used to say
it at times like these.

295
00:15:08,673 --> 00:15:11,474
Times like these?
There are no times like these.

296
00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:13,843
Carry your end.
Carry your end!

297
00:15:18,816 --> 00:15:22,318
And what do I do with these?
Oh, toss them.

298
00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:24,788
Is there a toxic
waste dump near by?

299
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:28,225
Uh...no.
But this will have to do.

300
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:31,194
Phew.

301
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,397
What a view!
It's all right.

302
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,399
All right?
It's spectacular, in case

303
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,868
you haven't noticed.

304
00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:39,970
And you haven't, have you?

305
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:42,072
You know what they say,
all work and no play.

306
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,074
Mom again?

307
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,076
Why don't you
start with the hair.

308
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,846
Me? No way.
But you have sisters

309
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,948
and brothers.
And you have hair.

310
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:54,218
It's different when
it's your own head, honey.

311
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,454
It was your idea.

312
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:07,733
Hey!

313
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:14,240
What the...?

314
00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:17,010
You!
Hallie Gal, I ought to sue you!

315
00:16:17,112 --> 00:16:19,078
Ha!
Sue me?

316
00:16:19,147 --> 00:16:21,080
For what?
Hexing your luck?

317
00:16:21,149 --> 00:16:23,082
You know what?
I should sue you.

318
00:16:23,151 --> 00:16:25,785
For verbal and nasal abuse.

319
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,754
So call my lawyer,
1 800 kiss my ass.

320
00:16:27,823 --> 00:16:29,989
Now, children.
Who's he?

321
00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:31,991
The question is, who are you?

322
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:34,928
Or more importantly,
who are you going to be?

323
00:16:34,996 --> 00:16:37,498
What's he talking about?
Miss Galloway has offered

324
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:40,434
to help you get the money
to pay back your friend.

325
00:16:40,503 --> 00:16:42,436
Angelo.

326
00:16:42,505 --> 00:16:46,240
Right, Angelo.

327
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,609
Yeah.

328
00:16:53,449 --> 00:16:56,317
Could I get some privacy?

329
00:16:56,419 --> 00:16:59,320
Right.

330
00:16:59,422 --> 00:17:02,324
Do you work out?

331
00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:08,296
No, really, try the dragon fruit.

332
00:17:08,365 --> 00:17:10,298
No thank you.

333
00:17:10,367 --> 00:17:12,868
And more.
Easy, Mary.

334
00:17:12,936 --> 00:17:15,437
You know, you really could
have your own cooking show.

335
00:17:15,506 --> 00:17:17,973
Thanks.

336
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:20,910
Oh, man...!

337
00:17:20,979 --> 00:17:24,614
Where are my clothes?

338
00:17:24,682 --> 00:17:27,618
Pierre Du Monde's.
Who?

339
00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:42,666
Two hundred bucks for a t-shirt!

340
00:17:42,735 --> 00:17:44,801
And you think I got a racket?

341
00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:47,170
Sir, may I remind you
that Pierre Du Monde

342
00:17:47,239 --> 00:17:50,107
has a reputation for the
finest in quality fashion.

343
00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:52,210
What does he do,
sit at home by himself

344
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,946
all day long and sew
each one by hand?

345
00:17:55,015 --> 00:17:57,715
We'll try this in a large and
as far as his shirt size goes,

346
00:17:57,784 --> 00:17:59,717
I defer to your expertise.

347
00:17:59,786 --> 00:18:02,253
Yes, Madam, I'll just
get my tape measure.

348
00:18:02,322 --> 00:18:04,255
"Yes, Madam, I'll just
get my tape measure."

349
00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:06,190
Come on...!
Oh, all right.

350
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:10,361
How about this?
No.

351
00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:13,164
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

352
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,700
You got this blue?

353
00:18:15,769 --> 00:18:18,938
It's available in teal, azure,
ocean, slate and winter sky.

354
00:18:19,006 --> 00:18:20,940
You got this in blue?

355
00:18:21,008 --> 00:18:22,942
Okay, you dress, I'll talk.

356
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:24,944
I just asked for blue,
and he gives me

357
00:18:25,012 --> 00:18:27,012
a frigging weather report.
Pants.

358
00:19:14,064 --> 00:19:16,632
These things all real?

359
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:20,102
Ha, ha, ha.
He's such a kidder.

360
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:22,671
Which one, madam?
That one.

361
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,943
How much?

362
00:19:31,383 --> 00:19:34,384
Holy sh...!
We'll take it!

363
00:19:34,452 --> 00:19:37,120
Yes, Madam.

364
00:19:37,188 --> 00:19:39,122
Hey, whoa!
We bought this thing, right?

365
00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:41,257
Hands off.

366
00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:43,259
The gentleman prefers to wear it.

367
00:19:43,361 --> 00:19:45,895
Very well.

368
00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:09,587
Ticker's got dozens
of these things.

369
00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:11,990
Twenty bucks tops.

370
00:20:12,059 --> 00:20:16,428
Yes, but yours is real.

371
00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:18,396
I get to keep this?
Of course.

372
00:20:18,465 --> 00:20:20,599
You get to keep everything,
including your honorarium.

373
00:20:20,668 --> 00:20:22,968
It's all on Manhattan Line.

374
00:20:23,037 --> 00:20:26,372
Why are you doing all this for me?

375
00:20:26,441 --> 00:20:29,175
We're doing it so that you can
pay back your friend Angelo.

376
00:20:29,243 --> 00:20:31,677
Yeah, but what do you
get out of it?

377
00:20:31,746 --> 00:20:34,246
Helping out some bum?

378
00:20:34,315 --> 00:20:37,049
You really shouldn't
refer to yourself as a bum.

379
00:20:37,118 --> 00:20:39,585
That's what I am, lady,

380
00:20:39,687 --> 00:20:44,291
no matter what you
cover it with.

381
00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:47,094
Thank you.

382
00:20:57,539 --> 00:20:59,873
My, my, my.

383
00:20:59,942 --> 00:21:01,975
Are we all set?
Well, I did have to call in

384
00:21:02,077 --> 00:21:05,445
the SWAT team, but yes,
they're ready for him.

385
00:22:00,173 --> 00:22:06,410
All right, here we go.

386
00:22:06,512 --> 00:22:10,548
Hello, gorgeous.

387
00:22:10,616 --> 00:22:13,551
Not bad.
Nice work, boss.

388
00:22:13,619 --> 00:22:15,553
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

389
00:22:15,621 --> 00:22:18,656
Hey, what about me?
I've done all the work.

390
00:22:18,758 --> 00:22:20,658
Oh, well, then clearly you
don't know the meaning

391
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,297
of the word, because the
real work begins now.

392
00:22:24,365 --> 00:22:26,966
Come on, what
babe won't bid on me?

393
00:22:27,035 --> 00:22:29,135
Ha, ha.
Well, let's see?

394
00:22:29,204 --> 00:22:31,971
Hmmm...
Any babe with half a brain.

395
00:22:46,187 --> 00:22:49,623
Oh, too bad you got
such a crappy view, huh?

396
00:22:49,692 --> 00:22:52,559
Yes, dreamy, isn't it?
It's fan-fu....

397
00:22:52,628 --> 00:22:55,729
Eddie!
No profanity!

398
00:22:55,831 --> 00:22:57,731
That means swearing.

399
00:22:57,833 --> 00:23:00,167
There's no room for crutches
in a cultured man's vocabulary.

400
00:23:00,236 --> 00:23:02,236
I was just going to say,
it looks like someone

401
00:23:02,304 --> 00:23:06,206
took a handful of diamonds
and tossed them across the sky.

402
00:23:06,275 --> 00:23:08,242
I love diamonds.

403
00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:11,913
Wow.

404
00:23:11,982 --> 00:23:14,282
So, I've been making
a list of some of Eddie's

405
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,951
less than desirable habits.

406
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:19,187
Your posture is terrible,
your diction is atrocious,

407
00:23:19,256 --> 00:23:21,589
and you clearly know nothing
about world events.

408
00:23:21,658 --> 00:23:24,626
Let's just say we have a lot
of work to do before your debut.

409
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,628
What are you talking about?
Your make-over.

410
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:28,696
Make-over?
We already done that.

411
00:23:28,765 --> 00:23:30,865
'Did that',
and no, we haven't.

412
00:23:30,934 --> 00:23:32,901
Your appearance is only
part of the package.

413
00:23:32,969 --> 00:23:34,903
Whoever wins the date with you
at the auction is going to

414
00:23:34,971 --> 00:23:39,141
scream for her money back the
minute you open your mouth.

415
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:41,878
You have to fit in
with Manhattan's elite.

416
00:23:41,947 --> 00:23:43,880
You know, you're probably
one of those type A's right?

417
00:23:43,949 --> 00:23:45,882
You probably got straight A's
all through school, right?

418
00:23:45,951 --> 00:23:48,585
As a matter of fact I did.
But you know what?

419
00:23:48,654 --> 00:23:51,054
This isn't about me.
It's about you.

420
00:23:51,123 --> 00:23:53,056
And if you would just learn
to apply yourself you could

421
00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:55,058
meet the right people, and
if you met the right people,

422
00:23:55,127 --> 00:23:57,060
you have a chance
at a whole new life.

423
00:23:57,129 --> 00:23:59,062
Hey, hold on.
I got a life.

424
00:23:59,131 --> 00:24:01,064
Oh, what?
That little shell game

425
00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:03,067
in the square.
I do all right.

426
00:24:03,136 --> 00:24:05,002
I turn a buck.
Okay, well, if that's all

427
00:24:05,071 --> 00:24:07,004
you want out of life,
that's fine, but in the

428
00:24:07,073 --> 00:24:09,006
meantime, on our dime,
you're going to learn

429
00:24:09,075 --> 00:24:11,008
to be a gentleman.

430
00:24:11,077 --> 00:24:13,077
Um-hum.

431
00:24:15,381 --> 00:24:19,283
Okay, so what is it
exactly you want out of life?

432
00:24:19,352 --> 00:24:22,586
Not that it's any of your business,

433
00:24:22,655 --> 00:24:25,523
but I want to pull off this
charity event and then I want

434
00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:28,060
to be appointed Senior Editor
of Manhattan Line magazine.

435
00:24:28,128 --> 00:24:31,930
That's what I want.
Yeah, then what?

436
00:24:31,999 --> 00:24:34,399
Ahem, I should be
shuffling off about now.

437
00:24:34,468 --> 00:24:37,135
Oh no, no, no, you don't.
You think I'm staying here

438
00:24:37,204 --> 00:24:39,571
alone with him tonight,
you're so wrong.

439
00:24:39,673 --> 00:24:42,274
Okay.
You do want to be

440
00:24:42,343 --> 00:24:44,810
the Executive Assistant
to the Senior Editor

441
00:24:44,912 --> 00:24:50,015
at Manhattan Line magazine,
don't you?

442
00:24:50,084 --> 00:24:52,986
Please!

443
00:24:53,054 --> 00:24:54,988
I really have been
drinking a lot today,

444
00:24:55,056 --> 00:24:57,825
and that couch
looks so comfortable.

445
00:24:57,927 --> 00:24:59,827
There's an air
mattress in that chest.

446
00:24:59,929 --> 00:25:01,829
If you could grab it for Eddie
it would be wonderful.

447
00:25:01,931 --> 00:25:03,964
Um-hum.
Well, I am out of here.

448
00:25:04,033 --> 00:25:07,568
It's been...
Well...

449
00:25:07,670 --> 00:25:10,004
Let's just leave it at that.
Good night, Eddie.

450
00:25:10,072 --> 00:25:12,006
'Night.
Bobby.

451
00:25:12,074 --> 00:25:15,009
Um-hum.

452
00:25:15,077 --> 00:25:17,946
Oh, no.
No, no, sit.

453
00:25:18,015 --> 00:25:21,416
We have work to do.

454
00:25:26,056 --> 00:25:30,358
Okay, art in the
15th and 16th centuries.

455
00:25:30,427 --> 00:25:32,360
I can read you know.

456
00:25:32,429 --> 00:25:35,363
Wonders will never cease.

457
00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:11,535
I see someone's
been hard at work.

458
00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:17,875
Ahem.

459
00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:20,745
Where's Bobby?

460
00:26:20,814 --> 00:26:22,780
He just left.
And I've been working.

461
00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:25,216
All night, okay?

462
00:26:25,285 --> 00:26:27,218
Give me a quiz.
Come on.

463
00:26:27,287 --> 00:26:29,688
Go ahead.
Ask me somethin'.

464
00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:32,491
It's 'something',
by the way, and...

465
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:37,629
Okay, why don't you
tell me about Picasso?

466
00:26:37,698 --> 00:26:40,999
Did you know Picasso
invented Cubism,

467
00:26:41,068 --> 00:26:44,002
along with some guy named
Brackee?

468
00:26:44,071 --> 00:26:46,939
Braque.
Well, he did.

469
00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:49,942
But that's very good.
Um-hum.

470
00:26:50,044 --> 00:26:52,644
There you go.
What is this?

471
00:26:52,713 --> 00:26:55,215
Like a doggie biscuit?
Good boy!

472
00:26:55,283 --> 00:26:57,417
Here's a treat.
>> Well, actually I baked

473
00:26:57,486 --> 00:26:59,652
those and I thought
you might be hungry.

474
00:26:59,721 --> 00:27:02,322
Did you know Picasso
was also the first guy to use

475
00:27:02,424 --> 00:27:04,724
'collage' in oil painting.

476
00:27:04,826 --> 00:27:08,661
You have been working.
And that Nels guy,

477
00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:10,864
his whole Zen thing
about investing money,

478
00:27:10,932 --> 00:27:12,866
you know, "don't go bananas
with your emotions

479
00:27:12,934 --> 00:27:14,868
if you lose your shirt."
Very cool.

480
00:27:14,936 --> 00:27:17,237
Well, that is actually
what he's asserting.

481
00:27:17,305 --> 00:27:19,673
You made these?
Yes.

482
00:27:19,742 --> 00:27:22,009
Good.
You know, all those books

483
00:27:22,078 --> 00:27:24,044
kind of say the same thing,
right?

484
00:27:24,113 --> 00:27:26,247
You dream it,
you live it, you get it.

485
00:27:26,315 --> 00:27:28,717
Right, so you see that you
could have the same thing.

486
00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:32,287
You could do anything you want.
>> Me?

487
00:27:32,356 --> 00:27:35,757
Oh, no, no.
That would never work with me.

488
00:27:39,263 --> 00:27:42,364
We're gonna have to work
on that one.

489
00:27:42,466 --> 00:27:46,035
Okay, so a little more serious.

490
00:27:46,137 --> 00:27:50,907
That's good, that's great.
Okay, so pretend that you've

491
00:27:50,975 --> 00:27:53,342
just come back from a really
important lunch meeting.

492
00:27:53,411 --> 00:27:57,180
You're on your way to have
drinks with a gorgeous girl.

493
00:27:57,248 --> 00:27:59,148
You know what?
Let's try the flowers.

494
00:28:01,219 --> 00:28:03,619
We'll try the flowers,
see if they work.

495
00:28:03,688 --> 00:28:06,355
Thank you.
Okay, that's good.

496
00:28:06,424 --> 00:28:09,560
Why don't you try putting
your leg up on the statue.

497
00:28:09,628 --> 00:28:11,962
Great.

498
00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:17,100
You know what?
Don't do that.

499
00:28:17,169 --> 00:28:19,102
That's not right.
Leg down, leg down.

500
00:28:19,205 --> 00:28:21,672
It's not a cheesecake calendar,
right?

501
00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:24,007
Okay, and, um...
You know, look over here.

502
00:28:24,076 --> 00:28:26,243
Great, that's great.

503
00:28:43,964 --> 00:28:46,432
Tell me something good,
Bobby!

504
00:28:46,534 --> 00:28:49,101
Oh, yes, I knew Barbosa would
come through with the goods.

505
00:28:49,203 --> 00:28:51,570
It is amazing what the words
'charity' and 'tax deductible'

506
00:28:51,639 --> 00:28:53,572
can get you.
Um-hum.

507
00:28:53,641 --> 00:28:55,574
How are we doing with the
construction of the

508
00:28:55,643 --> 00:28:57,577
display cases for the gala?
Oh, we are green light go,

509
00:28:57,646 --> 00:28:59,579
girl.
Oh good, I want these

510
00:28:59,648 --> 00:29:01,581
women to be blinded by bling
and they will just bid

511
00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:03,583
their little tails off.

512
00:29:03,652 --> 00:29:06,019
We finally have all three
bachelors on board,

513
00:29:06,088 --> 00:29:09,155
I mean, that is if Eddie can
hold up his end of the deal.

514
00:29:09,224 --> 00:29:12,792
Hallie.
Mr. Gottman.

515
00:29:12,861 --> 00:29:15,262
Rise, rise, rise.
How's our pet project coming?

516
00:29:15,330 --> 00:29:17,831
Perfectly.
Good, Barbosa's on board?

517
00:29:17,933 --> 00:29:20,667
100 percent.
Good, good, let's see.

518
00:29:20,736 --> 00:29:24,005
We've got a doctor, a therapist.
What does this fellow do?

519
00:29:24,073 --> 00:29:27,108
Oh, he's a businessman.

520
00:29:27,210 --> 00:29:29,577
Very reclusive so he conducts
most of it out of the country.

521
00:29:29,646 --> 00:29:31,779
Where?

522
00:29:31,848 --> 00:29:34,382
Where was he?
He was in Hawaii.

523
00:29:34,450 --> 00:29:37,385
You said out of the country.
Well, for like a week.

524
00:29:37,453 --> 00:29:39,387
Oh, Fiji.

525
00:29:39,455 --> 00:29:41,389
Oh, my second wife lives in Fiji.

526
00:29:41,457 --> 00:29:43,391
He's not there anymore,
because he went from Fiji

527
00:29:43,459 --> 00:29:48,163
to Dubai and then
to Galapagos Islands

528
00:29:48,265 --> 00:29:51,166
because he conducts
his business on a yacht.

529
00:29:51,268 --> 00:29:53,902
Yes, always going east to west,
west to east,

530
00:29:54,004 --> 00:29:55,904
you know, full of surprises.

531
00:29:56,006 --> 00:29:57,906
Wow, sounds like we're
lucky to have him.

532
00:29:58,008 --> 00:30:00,243
What's his name?
Uh...Ed...mond

533
00:30:00,312 --> 00:30:04,514
Edmond...pen broke
Penbroke the Third.

534
00:30:04,616 --> 00:30:07,417
Listen, I'm having
a little get together at my

535
00:30:07,485 --> 00:30:09,485
country club in Connecticut
a week from Saturday.

536
00:30:09,554 --> 00:30:13,490
Bring this Mr. Penbroke.

537
00:30:13,559 --> 00:30:16,193
That sounds fantastic.
We'll be there.

538
00:30:25,671 --> 00:30:27,604
We really need to work on your profile.

539
00:30:27,673 --> 00:30:30,374
My what?
Your profile, your identity.

540
00:30:30,443 --> 00:30:32,576
You know...  who you are.
Okay.

541
00:30:32,678 --> 00:30:36,247
So, who am I?

542
00:30:36,316 --> 00:30:40,285
Well, thanks to me, you are
Edmond Penbroke the Third,

543
00:30:40,354 --> 00:30:42,887
you have a yacht and you're
a very successful businessman.

544
00:30:42,956 --> 00:30:44,889
Nice.
What kind of business?

545
00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:46,891
What kind of business?
And, I don't know.

546
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,461
That's all I have.
I don't know anything else.

547
00:30:49,529 --> 00:30:51,429
All I know is that I have to
take you to my boss's country

548
00:30:51,498 --> 00:30:53,965
club the weekend after next.
That's less than 10 days.

549
00:30:54,067 --> 00:30:56,334
Oh, my god, what have I done?
Oh, relax, take it easy.

550
00:30:56,403 --> 00:30:58,336
Easy? Easy for you to say!
I'm the one who's going

551
00:30:58,405 --> 00:31:00,338
to lose her job.
I'm the one who's never

552
00:31:00,408 --> 00:31:02,341
going to work
in publishing again.

553
00:31:02,410 --> 00:31:04,343
I'm the one...
And you're the one who got

554
00:31:04,412 --> 00:31:06,612
straight A's in school, right?
>> Yes, so?

555
00:31:06,714 --> 00:31:09,448
So, I'm just another subject.

556
00:31:09,517 --> 00:31:11,450
Hey, come here.
>> Oh, oh, oh.

557
00:31:11,519 --> 00:31:13,452
What are you doing?
I was just going to

558
00:31:13,521 --> 00:31:17,758
walk you into the kitchen.
Why?

559
00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:20,927
From what I've seen, that's
where you do your best thinkin'.

560
00:31:24,066 --> 00:31:27,001
Thinking.
Thinking.

561
00:31:27,103 --> 00:31:32,707
Okay, so let's take a deep
breath, yes, we'll start over.

562
00:31:32,776 --> 00:31:35,343
So what kind of business
do I do?

563
00:31:35,412 --> 00:31:37,378
Well, let's see,
uh...there's real estate,

564
00:31:37,447 --> 00:31:40,214
or import-export.

565
00:31:40,283 --> 00:31:43,384
How about mergers
and acquisitions?

566
00:31:43,453 --> 00:31:45,386
You know you're going
to be speaking with some

567
00:31:45,455 --> 00:31:47,955
very intelligent people.

568
00:31:48,024 --> 00:31:49,958
You do know yer way 'round food.

569
00:31:50,027 --> 00:31:53,328
It's your, not yer,
and around, not 'round.

570
00:31:53,397 --> 00:31:55,330
You could say thank you.
For what?

571
00:31:55,399 --> 00:31:57,533
For what I just
said about yer cookin'.

572
00:31:57,601 --> 00:31:59,535
It's not like
I'm Angela Lawson or something.

573
00:31:59,603 --> 00:32:02,204
Who?
Never mind.

574
00:32:02,273 --> 00:32:04,173
All right, I've made a list
of your grammatical mistakes

575
00:32:04,241 --> 00:32:06,942
and tomorrow I am enrolling you
at the learning institute.

576
00:32:07,011 --> 00:32:09,711
For what?
English as a second language.

577
00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:12,414
I was born right here
in America, thank you.

578
00:32:12,483 --> 00:32:14,451
Yes, but you have to learn
how to speak properly,

579
00:32:14,519 --> 00:32:17,020
and you have to learn
to do it fast, all right?

580
00:32:17,122 --> 00:32:19,255
So there's no more
dese, dem and dose.

581
00:32:19,324 --> 00:32:21,925
Those words begin with a 'th'.

582
00:32:21,993 --> 00:32:23,993
It's these, them and those.

583
00:32:24,062 --> 00:32:27,330
And it's you, not ya
and your, not yer,

584
00:32:27,432 --> 00:32:29,399
and it's kind of, not kinda,
and you have to stop

585
00:32:29,468 --> 00:32:33,804
dropping your G's.
It's ing, like coming and going.

586
00:32:33,873 --> 00:32:36,740
Cooking, and you still
ought to say thank you.

587
00:32:36,809 --> 00:32:39,010
You need to work
on etiquette.

588
00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:41,012
Your table manners
are atrocious.

589
00:32:41,081 --> 00:32:43,014
Manners, okay that's rich,
because you don't even

590
00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:45,016
got the manners
to say thank you.

591
00:32:45,085 --> 00:32:49,387
You need to learn
to use cutlery properly.

592
00:32:49,456 --> 00:32:51,623
Some of my cutlery is missing.

593
00:32:51,692 --> 00:32:53,625
don't you check your

594
00:32:53,694 --> 00:32:55,627
dishwasher, okay?
Because I am not a thief.

595
00:32:55,696 --> 00:32:57,629
This coming from the man who
uses false bottom briefcases.

596
00:32:57,698 --> 00:32:59,631
You know what?
You're not the only one

597
00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:01,633
who can makes lists, okay?
'Cause you are not

598
00:33:01,702 --> 00:33:03,635
perfect neither.
Either.

599
00:33:03,705 --> 00:33:07,306
Number 1, you make lists.
Number 2, you're uptight.

600
00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:11,110
Number 3, you are always
givin'...giving orders.

601
00:33:11,212 --> 00:33:15,748
Number 4, you don't have
faith in anybody but you.

602
00:33:15,850 --> 00:33:18,618
You don't laugh.
You don't smile.

603
00:33:18,686 --> 00:33:21,220
I don't think you
even know how to have fun.

604
00:33:21,289 --> 00:33:25,925
I know how to have fun.
Yeah, like what?

605
00:33:25,994 --> 00:33:27,960
y work is fun.
>> A minute ago, you were

606
00:33:28,029 --> 00:33:29,963
freaking out about it so bad,
I had to walk you

607
00:33:30,032 --> 00:33:31,965
into the kitchen.
>> You didn't have to walk

608
00:33:32,034 --> 00:33:33,967
me anywhere.
>> And then, you're always

609
00:33:34,036 --> 00:33:35,969
on your damn computer,
or on your cell phone,

610
00:33:36,038 --> 00:33:38,605
e-mailing or testing everybody.
Texting. Texting.

611
00:33:38,674 --> 00:33:40,607
Texting, whatever.
I think you probably do that

612
00:33:40,676 --> 00:33:43,110
when you have sex, too,
if you ever even do have sex.

613
00:33:43,212 --> 00:33:45,846
I have plenty of sex!
Do you? Really?

614
00:33:57,962 --> 00:34:01,897
You agreed to be
Manhattan Lines bachelor

615
00:34:01,966 --> 00:34:05,601
so that you could pay back
what's-his-name.

616
00:34:05,670 --> 00:34:08,537
Angelo is his name.

617
00:34:08,606 --> 00:34:10,773
If it wasn't for him,
I would be long gone.

618
00:34:10,875 --> 00:34:13,809
Well, nonetheless,
you agreed to do this.

619
00:34:13,911 --> 00:34:17,279
And you agreed to do whatever
was necessary to pull it off.

620
00:34:30,629 --> 00:34:32,729
It ain't broke.

621
00:34:32,798 --> 00:34:35,031
Heaven forbid.

622
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:39,069
And I apologize.

623
00:34:39,137 --> 00:34:41,938
Thank you.

624
00:34:42,007 --> 00:34:46,277
So, Mr. Penbroke, what line
of work should we put you in?

625
00:34:46,346 --> 00:34:48,279
You know, I think it should be
something in keeping

626
00:34:48,348 --> 00:34:50,681
with your skill-set.
That, uh...

627
00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:52,683
That shell game you do.
What is it called?

628
00:34:52,752 --> 00:34:54,685
The Big, uh...
The Big Chance.

629
00:34:54,754 --> 00:34:58,055
It's a hustle,
same as Wall Street,

630
00:34:58,124 --> 00:35:00,224
except I don't want to do
the big hustles like them,

631
00:35:00,326 --> 00:35:04,128
'cause...
because I like people.

632
00:35:04,197 --> 00:35:07,767
And I don't want to
take advantage of them.

633
00:35:07,836 --> 00:35:10,069
Too much.

634
00:35:10,138 --> 00:35:12,372
That is why we are going
to put you in real estate.

635
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,374
It's win-win.
The buyer and the seller are

636
00:35:14,442 --> 00:35:17,176
both getting what they want,
or at least what they need.

637
00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:19,112
Now you sound like
Mick Jagger.

638
00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:22,448
From you, I will take
that as a compliment.

639
00:35:22,517 --> 00:35:26,586
It is.

640
00:35:31,526 --> 00:35:33,861
Ahem.
Eddie?

641
00:35:41,137 --> 00:35:43,070
Thank you.

642
00:35:47,043 --> 00:35:49,443
Your napkin.

643
00:35:53,382 --> 00:35:55,916
Ahem.

644
00:35:56,018 --> 00:35:58,353
On your lap.

645
00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:06,928
Bon appetit.

646
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,100
Uh...

647
00:36:12,169 --> 00:36:15,770
Not like that.

648
00:36:15,839 --> 00:36:18,173
Like this.

649
00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:25,082
Eddie >> Like this?

650
00:36:30,055 --> 00:36:32,556
Sip, don't slurp.

651
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,764
Honestly, this might
be the best thing

652
00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:43,500
I've ever tasted
in my entire life.

653
00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:51,375
"Why, thank you, Eddie."

654
00:36:51,444 --> 00:36:54,178
Thank you, Eddie.

655
00:36:54,247 --> 00:36:59,016
You're welcome.

656
00:36:59,085 --> 00:37:01,018
Mmmm...
Who taught you how

657
00:37:01,087 --> 00:37:03,221
to cook like this?
Your mother?

658
00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:06,157
Ha, ha, ha.
Hardly.

659
00:37:06,226 --> 00:37:08,226
I don't think my mother
could find her way

660
00:37:08,294 --> 00:37:10,763
to the kitchen with a map.

661
00:37:10,831 --> 00:37:13,432
No, actually I had this
amazing Jamaican nanny

662
00:37:13,501 --> 00:37:15,634
when I was growing up.

663
00:37:15,736 --> 00:37:17,636
And every day when
I came home from school,

664
00:37:17,738 --> 00:37:19,805
she would just
be cooking up a storm.

665
00:37:19,874 --> 00:37:21,974
I mean pots everywhere.
It was amazing.

666
00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:24,276
She'd pick me up and hold me
over the pot and make me stir

667
00:37:24,345 --> 00:37:28,547
and I just got the bug I guess.

668
00:37:28,616 --> 00:37:31,250
Well, your boyfriends
were lucky.

669
00:37:31,318 --> 00:37:33,652
Not really.

670
00:37:33,754 --> 00:37:35,655
I mean one of us was always
working too late and never

671
00:37:35,757 --> 00:37:38,125
had time or they wanted to go
out to some fancy restaurant

672
00:37:38,194 --> 00:37:43,264
or something,
instead of staying home.

673
00:37:43,332 --> 00:37:45,266
But thank you, Mr. Penbroke.

674
00:37:45,334 --> 00:37:48,969
I will pass your compliments
along to the chef.

675
00:37:49,038 --> 00:37:51,005
Please do.

676
00:37:57,180 --> 00:37:59,781
Uh...you have a...
What?

677
00:37:59,850 --> 00:38:02,784
I don't know that this is
the proper etiquette,

678
00:38:02,853 --> 00:38:04,786
but you have a little bit
of yummy chocolate stuff

679
00:38:04,855 --> 00:38:06,788
right there,
right there on your lip.

680
00:38:06,857 --> 00:38:10,659
Oh dear.
Well, that's embarrassing.

681
00:38:10,761 --> 00:38:12,727
No, it's... right... still...

682
00:38:12,796 --> 00:38:16,264
Did I get it?
Please, allow me.

683
00:38:20,404 --> 00:38:22,904
I'm so embarrassed.

684
00:38:22,973 --> 00:38:25,474
It's right... here.

685
00:38:25,543 --> 00:38:28,344
Get it?
Some teacher I am.

686
00:38:28,413 --> 00:38:31,314
Well, you know if you
had been using your cutlery

687
00:38:31,382 --> 00:38:34,550
properly, this would-a
never-a happened.

688
00:38:36,621 --> 00:38:38,888
Never would have happened.
what's what I said.

689
00:38:38,957 --> 00:38:40,890
No, it's not.
Yes.

690
00:38:40,959 --> 00:38:43,326
It's not.
You can't cover that.

691
00:38:49,435 --> 00:38:51,735
It's late.

692
00:38:51,837 --> 00:38:55,039
We have a big day tomorrow.

693
00:38:55,108 --> 00:38:58,810
Big day, yup.
Never have a little day?

694
00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:01,012
What's that supposed to mean?

695
00:39:01,081 --> 00:39:03,348
Nothing.

696
00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:15,961
I must be the stupidest
woman in New York.

697
00:39:16,030 --> 00:39:17,963
I'm jeopardizing everything...

698
00:39:18,032 --> 00:39:20,432
my promotion, my job,
and for what?

699
00:39:20,501 --> 00:39:22,601
A guy.

700
00:39:22,670 --> 00:39:25,537
I mean, I'm falling for a guy
that, less than two weeks ago,

701
00:39:25,606 --> 00:39:27,773
was not much more
than a park bum.

702
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:29,775
And you know what?
Before that, my life

703
00:39:29,877 --> 00:39:31,777
was perfect.
I mean, okay, I didn't have

704
00:39:31,879 --> 00:39:37,449
any fun and I never smiled
or laughed but it was perfect.

705
00:39:37,518 --> 00:39:41,888
You're a therapist, you must
hear this all the time.

706
00:39:41,957 --> 00:39:44,824
I don't know what to do and
I have no one else to talk to.

707
00:39:44,893 --> 00:39:49,663
Come in.

708
00:39:49,731 --> 00:39:52,632
Eddie.
Hola. Como estas?

709
00:39:52,701 --> 00:39:54,634
Now if that's what
they're teaching you,

710
00:39:54,703 --> 00:39:56,636
I want my money back.
No, no, you don't

711
00:39:56,705 --> 00:39:58,638
have to worry.
I'm just taking a bonus Spanish

712
00:39:58,707 --> 00:40:01,007
lesson during the break.
Can I talk to you for a minute?

713
00:40:01,076 --> 00:40:04,345
Sure.

714
00:40:04,414 --> 00:40:07,181
Okay.
Ahem.

715
00:40:11,922 --> 00:40:15,557
Geez, this is tougher
than I thought it would be.

716
00:40:15,659 --> 00:40:18,360
These two guys staring at me.

717
00:40:18,462 --> 00:40:20,729
What is it, Eddie?

718
00:40:33,778 --> 00:40:36,379
Thank you.

719
00:40:40,118 --> 00:40:42,385
Okay, well...
Do what you have to do.

720
00:40:42,454 --> 00:40:44,387
You said you'd do it.

721
00:40:44,456 --> 00:40:46,389
No, no, I said I would answer
whatever questions this

722
00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:50,026
Mr. Angelo might have.
He's going to have plenty.

723
00:40:50,095 --> 00:40:52,730
Okay, well,
time is of the essence.

724
00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:56,000
Huh?
I'm running late.

725
00:40:56,068 --> 00:40:58,035
What else is new?

726
00:41:03,109 --> 00:41:05,809
Sorry folks, we don't start
dinner for half hour.

727
00:41:05,878 --> 00:41:08,345
Oh, but we're
not here for dinner.

728
00:41:08,414 --> 00:41:13,317
So, what can I do for you?

729
00:41:13,386 --> 00:41:16,220
Angelo, it's me... Eddie.

730
00:41:16,322 --> 00:41:18,323
Eddie...
Yeah.

731
00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:21,793
Eddie, I been worried sick.

732
00:41:21,862 --> 00:41:24,162
Angelo, I'm sorry.
Things have been going,

733
00:41:24,231 --> 00:41:26,499
you know, happenin' real...
Could you, could you...?

734
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:28,934
I've got it.
Angelo, my name is

735
00:41:29,003 --> 00:41:31,137
Hallie Galloway.
Eddie has undergone a make-over

736
00:41:31,205 --> 00:41:33,406
for his participation
in a very special competition

737
00:41:33,474 --> 00:41:35,841
we're having
at Manhattan Line magazine.

738
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:38,577
See he's going to earn the
money he needs to repay you

739
00:41:38,646 --> 00:41:41,013
by participating in an auction
at a charity gala

740
00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:43,250
later this month.
Eddie.

741
00:41:43,352 --> 00:41:45,252
I just gotta pretend
I'm some rich guy.

742
00:41:45,354 --> 00:41:47,254
A wealthy confirmed bachelor.

743
00:41:47,356 --> 00:41:49,256
Hold on.
This is about the grand?

744
00:41:49,358 --> 00:41:51,258
Yeah.
I can pay you back, Ange.

745
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,727
Eddie, it's nice to see you
all cleaned up,

746
00:41:53,796 --> 00:41:56,063
but I'm in no big hurry
to get the cash back.

747
00:41:56,131 --> 00:41:58,065
What are you
talking about, Angelo?

748
00:41:58,133 --> 00:42:00,734
I can pay you.
Eddie...

749
00:42:00,803 --> 00:42:03,270
It's the people
that matter, Eddie.

750
00:42:03,372 --> 00:42:05,272
I ought to know, huh?
The money, it's not important

751
00:42:05,374 --> 00:42:07,275
to me.
Pay me back when your

752
00:42:07,377 --> 00:42:09,210
ship comes in.
Well, the auction's

753
00:42:09,279 --> 00:42:11,379
not just about money.
There's a lot more to it.

754
00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:15,283
Eddie will have opportunities
to better himself in society.

755
00:42:15,385 --> 00:42:18,419
Better himself in society.

756
00:42:18,488 --> 00:42:20,455
Better's a good thing,
but this auction...?

757
00:42:20,523 --> 00:42:22,623
You always said I could make
something of myself.

758
00:42:22,692 --> 00:42:26,894
Of yourself, you, Eddie,
not some pretend rich guy.

759
00:42:26,963 --> 00:42:28,996
How is he supposed
to keep up this charade

760
00:42:29,065 --> 00:42:32,734
after your auction is over?
Well, he'll meet people,

761
00:42:32,803 --> 00:42:35,537
important people, and if
he plays his cards right...

762
00:42:35,606 --> 00:42:38,807
I always been good at cards.

763
00:42:38,876 --> 00:42:41,110
Just make sure that they're
not playing fifty-two pick-up,

764
00:42:41,178 --> 00:42:45,115
if you know what I'm saying.
Don't worry, okay?

765
00:42:45,183 --> 00:42:48,284
This time I'm betting on me.

766
00:42:50,722 --> 00:42:53,089
Hey?
Hey.

767
00:42:53,158 --> 00:42:56,193
I look good, huh?
Yeah!

768
00:43:00,266 --> 00:43:03,400
Thank you, Bobby.

769
00:43:03,469 --> 00:43:06,303
You know we really need a new
picture of the therapist.

770
00:43:06,372 --> 00:43:08,305
He looks miserable.
Well, you'd be miserable,

771
00:43:08,374 --> 00:43:10,241
too, if you had to listen
to all the crap

772
00:43:10,309 --> 00:43:12,243
that he does every day.

773
00:43:12,311 --> 00:43:14,345
Well, then maybe he should
give up his Ferrari

774
00:43:14,447 --> 00:43:16,947
and his Brownstone at 63rd
off Park and move to Brooklyn

775
00:43:17,016 --> 00:43:19,049
with some nice lady who will
spend the rest of her life

776
00:43:19,118 --> 00:43:21,052
devoting herself
to his happiness.

777
00:43:21,121 --> 00:43:23,054
That's a rhetorical question, oui?

778
00:43:23,123 --> 00:43:25,056
Oui.
Look, he has everything

779
00:43:25,125 --> 00:43:27,058
he wants.
All I want is a decent

780
00:43:27,127 --> 00:43:29,060
picture of him.
He wrote a book.

781
00:43:29,129 --> 00:43:31,062
See if the photo off the
dust jacket's any good.

782
00:43:31,131 --> 00:43:33,064
And if the dust cover photo sucks?

783
00:43:33,133 --> 00:43:35,066
That's what Photoshop is for.

784
00:43:35,135 --> 00:43:37,068
Just get it done, please.
I've got too much to do here.

785
00:43:37,137 --> 00:43:39,070
Oh, and I need you
to email the printer.

786
00:43:39,139 --> 00:43:41,072
I'd like the invitations
as soon as possible.

787
00:43:41,141 --> 00:43:43,074
Done, they'll be
here Thursday by three.

788
00:43:43,143 --> 00:43:45,077
Okay, I've pulled the profile
of some of Manhattan's

789
00:43:45,146 --> 00:43:47,413
who's who, so that when Eddie
runs into them he might know

790
00:43:47,515 --> 00:43:49,615
something about them,
and, well who the hell

791
00:43:49,684 --> 00:43:51,651
they are for starters.
Now, what are we

792
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,420
working on for his debut?
>> Did someone say debut?

793
00:43:54,522 --> 00:43:57,591
Yes, I did, what do we have?
Let's see.

794
00:43:57,660 --> 00:44:00,561
Wine tasting at Lampert's.

795
00:44:00,629 --> 00:44:02,696
The Halfmoon Art Gallery
opening.

796
00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:05,232
Oh, that's good.
We'll do that.

797
00:44:05,301 --> 00:44:07,968
Art? Do you really think
he can handle himself, Hallie?

798
00:44:08,037 --> 00:44:10,004
Oh, he's been studying really hard.

799
00:44:10,073 --> 00:44:12,073
He's very bright.

800
00:44:12,175 --> 00:44:14,275
Hm...  and cute.

801
00:44:14,344 --> 00:44:16,277
You talk about him
like he's a French poodle.

802
00:44:16,346 --> 00:44:18,980
Standard, of course.
I'm just saying that he's

803
00:44:19,049 --> 00:44:22,550
come a long way in a week
from, you know, the street.

804
00:44:22,619 --> 00:44:27,488
Mm-hum?

805
00:44:27,557 --> 00:44:29,824
Mm-hum.

806
00:44:48,246 --> 00:44:50,179
Oh, hey, pardon me, sir.

807
00:44:50,248 --> 00:44:54,850
Afternoon, can I interest you
in a watch?

808
00:44:54,952 --> 00:44:57,119
That's a very nice watch.

809
00:44:57,221 --> 00:44:59,122
Have a nice day.

810
00:44:59,224 --> 00:45:04,027
Do I know you from somewhere?

811
00:45:04,096 --> 00:45:06,830
I know you from somewhere.
That's for sure.

812
00:45:06,932 --> 00:45:09,499
Can't fool Ticker.

813
00:45:27,488 --> 00:45:30,389
His brush stroke
is fluid and elegant,

814
00:45:30,457 --> 00:45:33,058
and his use of colour
gives it an effervescence.

815
00:45:43,304 --> 00:45:46,405
What do you think?

816
00:45:46,473 --> 00:45:50,543
His brush stroke
is fluid and elegant,

817
00:45:50,645 --> 00:45:54,514
and his use of colour gives
it an effervescence.

818
00:45:54,616 --> 00:45:58,251
You have a good eye.
Thank you.

819
00:46:00,322 --> 00:46:02,455
Edmond Penbroke the Third.

820
00:46:09,431 --> 00:46:12,398
Effervescence.

821
00:46:12,467 --> 00:46:15,536
It means bubbles.

822
00:46:15,638 --> 00:46:18,939
Really?
You were great tonight.

823
00:46:19,041 --> 00:46:21,175
Tomorrow's the big test.

824
00:46:26,382 --> 00:46:29,383
Either sitting would be fine for me.

825
00:46:29,452 --> 00:46:31,386
Just as long as they
did what they said.

826
00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:37,827
Just don't use
it in mixed company.

827
00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:39,829
Fair enough, fair enough.
So, tell me Mr. Penbroke,

828
00:46:39,897 --> 00:46:42,465
what made you decide
to locate in New York?

829
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:44,800
Oh, one tires of travel.
I'm afraid I can

830
00:46:44,869 --> 00:46:46,802
only imagine.
'Manhattan Line'

831
00:46:46,871 --> 00:46:48,804
is a full time mistress.
Well, I admire your

832
00:46:48,873 --> 00:46:50,806
work ethic.
Ms. Galloway here, she tells me

833
00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:54,977
that you are the best
in the business.

834
00:46:55,079 --> 00:46:57,847
She exaggerates.
Excuse me.

835
00:46:57,915 --> 00:47:00,216
Cheers.
Nice enough.

836
00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:02,619
Well, you certainly have
a knack for saying exactly

837
00:47:02,721 --> 00:47:06,690
what people want to hear.
Carter, Sean Carter.

838
00:47:06,759 --> 00:47:08,959
Edmond Penbroke.
The Third, so I hear.

839
00:47:09,061 --> 00:47:10,894
Yes, that's right.
May I introduce

840
00:47:10,963 --> 00:47:15,132
Ms. Hallie Galloway.
>> Yeah, we've met.

841
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,168
Sorry, excuse us.
Cheers.

842
00:47:18,237 --> 00:47:21,805
Who was that?
Nobody.

843
00:47:21,874 --> 00:47:24,775
Must be awkward
running into the ex.

844
00:47:24,843 --> 00:47:28,980
Ex?
Oh, sorry, Hallie.

845
00:47:31,117 --> 00:47:33,317
Ex?
Ex what?

846
00:47:33,386 --> 00:47:35,486
Husband.
Really?

847
00:47:35,555 --> 00:47:37,488
Then why did you say nobody?
Because that's

848
00:47:37,557 --> 00:47:39,490
what he is to me.
Edmond, I can't tell you

849
00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:41,492
how thrilled we are to have
someone of your stature

850
00:47:41,561 --> 00:47:43,494
in our charity auction.
Well, like I say, any

851
00:47:43,563 --> 00:47:45,931
publicity is good publicity.
Well, that's certainly true

852
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,933
in the publishing business.
Whether good or bad,

853
00:47:48,002 --> 00:47:51,805
publicity can boost sales,
and make careers.

854
00:47:51,873 --> 00:47:53,807
Cheers to that.
Cheers.

855
00:47:53,875 --> 00:47:55,809
To the auction.
To the auction.

856
00:47:55,877 --> 00:47:57,811
Thanks for coming.
All pleasure.

857
00:47:57,879 --> 00:48:00,013
What a way to go.
Thank you.

858
00:48:04,119 --> 00:48:06,352
Yes.

859
00:48:06,421 --> 00:48:08,354
You never said you were married.
Neither did you.

860
00:48:08,423 --> 00:48:10,924
I never was.

861
00:48:10,992 --> 00:48:14,127
Right.

862
00:48:14,196 --> 00:48:16,130
How long did it last?

863
00:48:16,199 --> 00:48:21,035
Oh, a year, which was
exactly 365 days too long.

864
00:48:21,137 --> 00:48:23,471
Why'd you do it?

865
00:48:23,539 --> 00:48:26,707
It seemed like a
good idea at the time.

866
00:48:26,809 --> 00:48:29,777
He was perfect.

867
00:48:29,846 --> 00:48:32,513
He was Harvard educated,
well travelled, charming,

868
00:48:32,582 --> 00:48:35,950
punctual.
I thought I knew him.

869
00:48:36,018 --> 00:48:39,019
What I didn't know was his

870
00:48:39,088 --> 00:48:41,590
proclivity
for cocktail waitresses.

871
00:48:41,658 --> 00:48:44,926
Oh, that's rough.
Yeah.

872
00:48:44,995 --> 00:48:46,928
Actually, you know,
I think I did know.

873
00:48:46,997 --> 00:48:50,031
I just chose to ignore it,
because, everybody loved him.

874
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:54,336
Everyone...my friends,
and my parents, and...

875
00:48:54,438 --> 00:48:59,374
as usual I was doing things
for the approval of others.

876
00:48:59,476 --> 00:49:03,646
Well, you don't have to do
anything to get mine.

877
00:49:03,715 --> 00:49:05,649
Why?
Because I'll never have it?

878
00:49:05,718 --> 00:49:08,685
No.
Because you already have it.

879
00:49:08,754 --> 00:49:11,488
You want to take a walk?

880
00:49:11,557 --> 00:49:14,391
Um...yeah, sure.
We'll come pick that

881
00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:16,393
up in a minute.
Okay.

882
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:19,663
Thanks.
Oh, I'm getting the arm.

883
00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:40,218
Honestly, I was sweating
bullets all day.

884
00:49:40,287 --> 00:49:42,487
I thought I was going to
blow it at any point in time.

885
00:49:42,556 --> 00:49:44,689
Really?
Couldn't tell.

886
00:49:44,758 --> 00:49:48,526
You were a pro out there.
You really pulled it off.

887
00:49:48,595 --> 00:49:51,429
'We' pulled it off.

888
00:49:51,531 --> 00:49:54,567
Didn't we, Hallie?

889
00:49:54,635 --> 00:49:57,803
Yeah, I guess we did.

890
00:50:23,366 --> 00:50:29,704
Huh...!

891
00:50:29,772 --> 00:50:32,974
Ohhh...
This better be good, Bobby.

892
00:50:35,578 --> 00:50:37,478
Good morning.
'Morning.

893
00:50:37,580 --> 00:50:39,480
I thought I would cook
for you for a change.

894
00:50:39,582 --> 00:50:43,818
Okay.

895
00:50:43,921 --> 00:50:45,821
I'm not used to seeing
you from this side.

896
00:50:45,923 --> 00:50:51,193
Well, get used to it.

897
00:50:51,295 --> 00:50:53,295
So you're not upset about
last night when we

898
00:50:53,364 --> 00:50:56,331
got back here, are you?
No, no.

899
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,667
I think you're absolutely
right about not taking

900
00:50:58,736 --> 00:51:03,405
things too fast.

901
00:51:03,474 --> 00:51:08,243
It's just I'm not sure about...

902
00:51:08,345 --> 00:51:12,548
Well, about mixing business
with pleasure.

903
00:51:12,617 --> 00:51:16,085
Here, try this.
Eggs a la Angelo.

904
00:51:16,154 --> 00:51:18,454
I learned it from
the man himself.

905
00:51:18,523 --> 00:51:20,456
Those profiles that
you gave me...

906
00:51:20,525 --> 00:51:23,526
Yes.
It got me thinking.

907
00:51:23,628 --> 00:51:26,763
All these guys...
they're really rich.

908
00:51:26,831 --> 00:51:29,465
Right?
As Croesus.

909
00:51:29,534 --> 00:51:33,404
What?
A really rich guy.

910
00:51:33,472 --> 00:51:35,440
Well, I didn't see
his profile in here,

911
00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:38,843
but I bet you I'm as smart
as all these jokers.

912
00:51:38,912 --> 00:51:42,113
I'm just lacking the education

913
00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:45,383
and a few five syllable words.

914
00:51:45,452 --> 00:51:50,655
So, I've decided
I'm going to do it.

915
00:51:50,724 --> 00:51:52,691
I'm going to go back to school.

916
00:51:52,759 --> 00:51:54,693
Eddie that's fantastic!

917
00:51:54,761 --> 00:51:58,731
That is a great idea.

918
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,300
When I was five my mother
used to like to go

919
00:52:01,402 --> 00:52:04,437
to the carousel.
She loved the painted horses,

920
00:52:04,505 --> 00:52:07,740
and the corny music.

921
00:52:07,809 --> 00:52:11,577
So I went out and I found one
of those little music boxes

922
00:52:11,679 --> 00:52:14,680
that played the same tune.

923
00:52:14,749 --> 00:52:18,350
When I gave it to her she cried.

924
00:52:18,419 --> 00:52:20,986
She used to play
it over and over and over.

925
00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:23,557
One day my father
came home, drunk,

926
00:52:23,659 --> 00:52:26,827
and he smashed it to bits.

927
00:52:26,895 --> 00:52:31,898
It made me feel like it was
pointless to do anything

928
00:52:31,967 --> 00:52:35,669
that you cared about.

929
00:52:35,738 --> 00:52:39,372
And, well, that's...

930
00:52:39,441 --> 00:52:41,775
But now I feel otherwise,

931
00:52:41,844 --> 00:52:44,177
thanks to you.

932
00:52:44,246 --> 00:52:47,448
To me?
I don't understand.

933
00:52:47,517 --> 00:52:49,517
Other than Angelo,
you are the only person

934
00:52:49,586 --> 00:52:53,822
who ever believed

935
00:52:53,891 --> 00:52:56,492
that I could make something
of myself.

936
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,795
And for the first time
in a long time,

937
00:52:59,864 --> 00:53:03,832
I'm feeling like
it's worth a shot.

938
00:53:06,937 --> 00:53:08,871
I don't mean to bum you out.

939
00:53:08,939 --> 00:53:12,442
No, no, no, no.
You're not, you're not.

940
00:53:12,511 --> 00:53:14,444
It's just been a really long
time since I've felt responsible

941
00:53:14,513 --> 00:53:17,781
for someone else's feelings.

942
00:53:17,849 --> 00:53:19,783
Actually, I don't think
I've ever been responsible

943
00:53:19,851 --> 00:53:25,255
for anyone else's feelings.

944
00:53:25,323 --> 00:53:28,358
I'm sorry I ran off at the mouth.

945
00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:31,728
Seriously, I got to go to
English class and I know you

946
00:53:31,797 --> 00:53:33,730
got to get to the office
because you got a lot of work

947
00:53:33,799 --> 00:53:35,732
because you always
got a lot of work.

948
00:53:35,801 --> 00:53:38,769
So, no big deal, okay?
And don't worry,

949
00:53:38,838 --> 00:53:42,540
I will memorize these.

950
00:54:23,318 --> 00:54:25,284
So how perfect is the timing
for this weekend's do

951
00:54:25,353 --> 00:54:27,287
at Chazz Haberman's?

952
00:54:27,356 --> 00:54:29,556
It's perfect.
I told you it was good.

953
00:54:29,625 --> 00:54:34,228
You were right, as always.

954
00:54:34,296 --> 00:54:36,230
Are you okay?

955
00:54:36,298 --> 00:54:38,565
No.

956
00:54:38,634 --> 00:54:41,301
Yes.

957
00:54:41,370 --> 00:54:46,540
I don't know.
Oh, dear.

958
00:54:46,609 --> 00:54:49,543
You bad boy.

959
00:54:49,612 --> 00:54:52,847
What have you done?

960
00:54:52,916 --> 00:54:56,417
He didn't do anything,

961
00:54:56,486 --> 00:55:00,255
that I didn't want him to do.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

962
00:55:03,593 --> 00:55:06,160
Bobby I need you to make
a dinner reservation...

963
00:55:06,229 --> 00:55:09,397
for two.
Okay.

964
00:55:09,466 --> 00:55:11,532
Where?
Crystaline?

965
00:55:11,601 --> 00:55:15,471
The Blue Room?
L'Oiseaux?

966
00:55:15,573 --> 00:55:19,041
No.

967
00:55:19,110 --> 00:55:22,011
I think I'll try
something different.

968
00:55:34,693 --> 00:55:36,826
This is a family secret of mine, this joint.

969
00:55:36,895 --> 00:55:40,998
This is a very surprising
but wonderful choice.

970
00:55:41,067 --> 00:55:45,336
I just wanted to say thank
you for all your hard work.

971
00:55:45,405 --> 00:55:48,906
And to say that I don't think

972
00:55:48,975 --> 00:55:52,643
mixing business with pleasure
is such a bad idea.

973
00:55:58,418 --> 00:56:01,719
Wait, wait...

974
00:56:01,788 --> 00:56:05,324
Let's see if I remember
what you taught me.

975
00:56:05,392 --> 00:56:07,693
Fine colour...

976
00:56:07,761 --> 00:56:13,198
Wonderful bouquet...

977
00:56:13,300 --> 00:56:17,703
Excellent.

978
00:56:17,771 --> 00:56:21,907
Gratsi.

979
00:56:21,976 --> 00:56:23,842
How'd I do?

980
00:56:23,944 --> 00:56:28,680
Very good, very good.
You're pro.

981
00:56:28,749 --> 00:56:32,452
To the prettiest
girl in Manhattan.

982
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:36,222
To Edmond Penbroke the Third
and his continued success.

983
00:56:38,961 --> 00:56:42,429
It's good to have you home.

984
00:56:42,498 --> 00:56:46,433
Thanks, Angelo.

985
00:56:46,502 --> 00:56:50,704
You know this place has
been like a home to me.

986
00:56:50,773 --> 00:56:54,009
When I was a stupid teenager I
used to hide out in the kitchen

987
00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:57,278
when the cops were
looking for me.

988
00:56:57,347 --> 00:57:01,549
I didn't have such
a good upbringing.

989
00:57:01,618 --> 00:57:03,785
I came here to the city,

990
00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:07,422
fell in with
a kind of a rough crowd.

991
00:57:07,491 --> 00:57:09,758
Then I started stealing.

992
00:57:09,826 --> 00:57:13,528
I stole everything,
stereo equipment, cars,

993
00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:16,164
valuable jewels,
you name it.

994
00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:18,501
If I could sell it,
I would steal it.

995
00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:21,003
But that was a long time ago.

996
00:57:21,072 --> 00:57:24,173
Another lifetime.

997
00:57:24,242 --> 00:57:27,676
Now, I play with briefcases
in the park

998
00:57:27,745 --> 00:57:35,518
and I accost the pretty editors
from Manhattan Line magazine.

999
00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:38,220
Do you ever think
about returning to it?

1000
00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:41,123
No.

1001
00:57:41,192 --> 00:57:43,760
Only on the really bad days,

1002
00:57:43,829 --> 00:57:49,733
you know,
when I feel like I'm nothin'.

1003
00:57:49,802 --> 00:57:53,103
Nothing.

1004
00:57:53,172 --> 00:57:55,440
But when I feel like that,
I come here

1005
00:57:55,508 --> 00:57:59,844
and I talk to Angelo
and he sets me straight.

1006
00:57:59,913 --> 00:58:02,313
Excuse.

1007
00:58:02,415 --> 00:58:06,017
Ah.
Ahhhh...

1008
00:58:06,086 --> 00:58:09,021
Thank you.

1009
00:58:09,090 --> 00:58:12,691
Uh?

1010
00:58:12,793 --> 00:58:16,762
Ah-ha, ah-ha.
Ah-ha.

1011
00:58:16,831 --> 00:58:18,764
That's how we do it.
Save some room

1012
00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:23,302
for the zabaglioni!

1013
00:58:23,404 --> 00:58:25,304
Yeah, you just tuck
it right in there.

1014
00:58:25,406 --> 00:58:27,673
To what?

1015
00:58:32,447 --> 00:58:34,347
So these are some
of the jewels that will

1016
00:58:34,449 --> 00:58:36,349
be on display at the gala.

1017
00:58:36,451 --> 00:58:38,985
Impressive bling!
Yeah, I'll say!

1018
00:58:39,087 --> 00:58:42,789
It's two million dollars' worth.

1019
00:58:42,858 --> 00:58:45,125
Between you and jewelry,
that's going to be

1020
00:58:45,193 --> 00:58:48,027
an awful lot of eye candy.

1021
00:58:59,976 --> 00:59:06,180
I have an idea.

1022
00:59:06,249 --> 00:59:08,182
Hey.

1023
00:59:08,251 --> 00:59:11,153
Hi, what's your name?
Abbey.

1024
00:59:11,221 --> 00:59:13,088
Abbey, do you
want to see a trick?

1025
00:59:13,157 --> 00:59:15,090
Are you sure you
want to see a trick?

1026
00:59:15,159 --> 00:59:17,092
Watch.
See these?

1027
00:59:17,161 --> 00:59:19,427
I'm gonna make them fly.
Ready?

1028
00:59:19,496 --> 00:59:24,700
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom...

1029
00:59:28,006 --> 00:59:29,939
Okay, want to see
one more trick?

1030
00:59:30,008 --> 00:59:31,941
See this right here?

1031
00:59:32,010 --> 00:59:33,943
See if you can see
where it goes.

1032
00:59:34,012 --> 00:59:35,945
It's going to go
in this hand right here

1033
00:59:36,014 --> 00:59:38,214
and I'm going to squish it
and squish it

1034
00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:40,716
and squish it, and...

1035
00:59:40,785 --> 00:59:44,487
poof!
Do you know where it is?

1036
00:59:44,556 --> 00:59:47,558
It's right here!

1037
00:59:47,626 --> 00:59:51,495
In your ear!
How did that happen?

1038
00:59:51,564 --> 00:59:54,431
How did that happen?
In your ear!

1039
00:59:54,533 --> 00:59:56,366
Would you like to keep this?

1040
00:59:56,435 --> 00:59:58,936
It's a magic cork, so you've
got to take care of it.

1041
00:59:59,004 --> 01:00:04,708
There you go.

1042
01:00:04,777 --> 01:00:07,277
That's impressive.

1043
01:00:10,082 --> 01:00:12,183
It's his favourite.

1044
01:00:12,252 --> 01:00:14,219
Thanks, Angelo.

1045
01:00:14,287 --> 01:00:17,055
Would you like to
see a magic trick?

1046
01:00:17,157 --> 01:00:19,457
Ready?
I'll take this napkin

1047
01:00:19,559 --> 01:00:23,194
right here in the middle
of the table.

1048
01:00:23,263 --> 01:00:25,263
Abracadabra!

1049
01:00:27,635 --> 01:00:31,937
Oh!

1050
01:00:32,006 --> 01:00:36,710
For you.

1051
01:00:36,778 --> 01:00:39,212
I couldn't find any
wrapping paper so I took

1052
01:00:39,281 --> 01:00:42,816
some paper from your printer.
I hope that's okay.

1053
01:01:03,740 --> 01:01:05,973
I love it.
Thank you.

1054
01:01:07,977 --> 01:01:10,711
Thank you.

1055
01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:54,391
Hi.

1056
01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:57,661
Good morning.
'Morning.

1057
01:01:57,730 --> 01:02:02,466
I just want you to know,

1058
01:02:02,535 --> 01:02:08,605
you're late for work.
Yes!

1059
01:02:08,674 --> 01:02:12,042
How do you feel about
a weekend in the Hamptons?

1060
01:02:12,111 --> 01:02:13,977
I'm in.

1061
01:02:14,046 --> 01:02:17,182
Don't misunderstand me.
This will be work.

1062
01:02:17,284 --> 01:02:20,051
Some work.
Yes, well Chazz Haberman

1063
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:23,788
is having one of his elaborate
parties at his posh estate.

1064
01:02:23,857 --> 01:02:26,624
Good old Chazz.
Yes, well, everyone at the

1065
01:02:26,693 --> 01:02:28,927
office thought it was a good
idea to have a run-through

1066
01:02:29,029 --> 01:02:30,862
before the auction.

1067
01:02:30,931 --> 01:02:34,499
Will there be plenty
of pompous, pugnacious

1068
01:02:34,568 --> 01:02:38,269
and pretentious people there?

1069
01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:40,473
Nice alliteration.
Thank you.

1070
01:02:40,541 --> 01:02:45,077
You're a good teacher.

1071
01:02:45,146 --> 01:02:47,513
I can show you
a few other things.

1072
01:03:19,749 --> 01:03:22,650
So I came around
the corner and I pushed

1073
01:03:22,752 --> 01:03:24,819
the bushes aside and there
I was nose to nose with the

1074
01:03:24,888 --> 01:03:27,688
biggest rhinoceros
I have ever seen.

1075
01:03:27,757 --> 01:03:30,125
I could feel the
breath on my face.

1076
01:03:30,194 --> 01:03:33,028
God, what did you do?

1077
01:03:33,130 --> 01:03:35,330
I slowly reached up and...

1078
01:03:35,399 --> 01:03:38,233
changed the channel!

1079
01:03:38,302 --> 01:03:40,235
Sean, will you stop
following me wherever I go?

1080
01:03:40,304 --> 01:03:42,237
Hallie, I need
to talk to you please.

1081
01:03:42,306 --> 01:03:44,239
No, there's nothing to say.
Can you just step inside

1082
01:03:44,308 --> 01:03:46,241
for one minute?

1083
01:03:46,310 --> 01:03:48,343
No.
One minute.

1084
01:03:48,412 --> 01:03:50,412
All right, fine.

1085
01:03:54,119 --> 01:03:56,186
Would you excuse me for one
minute, I'll be right back.

1086
01:03:56,254 --> 01:03:59,722
Certainly.
Thank you.

1087
01:03:59,791 --> 01:04:03,092
I know I made some big
mistakes and I've done

1088
01:04:03,161 --> 01:04:05,195
a lot of growing up lately
and what I've learned is that

1089
01:04:05,263 --> 01:04:08,498
we're meant to be together.

1090
01:04:08,567 --> 01:04:11,401
Wha...?

1091
01:04:11,470 --> 01:04:13,636
Do you need to take that?
No, it's fine.

1092
01:04:13,705 --> 01:04:17,007
It's just the office.
Look, Hallie, we both know

1093
01:04:17,043 --> 01:04:19,644
I'm far better for you than
that phony Edmond Penbroke.

1094
01:04:19,713 --> 01:04:21,646
Phony? What do you mean?
Well, the way he's sucking

1095
01:04:21,715 --> 01:04:24,683
up to Gottman, any publicity
is good publicity.

1096
01:04:24,785 --> 01:04:26,651
Come on...

1097
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:30,388
We're two of a kind
and you know it.

1098
01:04:40,667 --> 01:04:43,736
Wow, you have
unbelievable timing.

1099
01:04:46,341 --> 01:04:50,343
I'm with Edmond.
I know.

1100
01:04:50,445 --> 01:04:52,745
Just have dinner
with me next week.

1101
01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:55,014
Or lunch, at least?
[cell phone rings]

1102
01:04:55,083 --> 01:04:57,016
That might be important.
Maybe you should take it.

1103
01:04:57,085 --> 01:04:59,252
It's not important.
They can do without me.

1104
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,220
Since when do you

1105
01:05:01,289 --> 01:05:06,192
not take a call?
Hallie...!

1106
01:05:06,261 --> 01:05:08,362
"Thanks for the hot night
last night, sugar,

1107
01:05:08,464 --> 01:05:13,500
love and kisses, Tammy."
Hallie...

1108
01:05:13,569 --> 01:05:16,036
It's good to know
some things never change.

1109
01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:23,844
Oh, and that phoney
Mr. Penbroke?

1110
01:05:23,913 --> 01:05:27,481
He's about as genuine
as they come.

1111
01:05:34,792 --> 01:05:36,892
Okay, now keep
your eyes on the prize,

1112
01:05:36,961 --> 01:05:39,595
it's going to happen fast.

1113
01:05:39,664 --> 01:05:41,697
Are you watching?
I am.

1114
01:05:41,799 --> 01:05:45,000
Now where's the prize?
Right there.

1115
01:05:45,069 --> 01:05:47,002
This one?
Um-hum.

1116
01:05:47,071 --> 01:05:49,305
Is this your lucky day?
Um-hum.

1117
01:05:49,373 --> 01:05:56,279
Oh, yes it is.
Look at that.

1118
01:05:56,348 --> 01:05:58,815
And so do you stage
private performances?

1119
01:05:58,917 --> 01:06:01,618
You are a naughty woman,
aren't you?

1120
01:06:01,687 --> 01:06:04,654
You have no idea.

1121
01:06:26,279 --> 01:06:28,179
All right, so everyone's
getting ready to go

1122
01:06:28,281 --> 01:06:30,181
to the horse show.
There's going to be a van

1123
01:06:30,283 --> 01:06:32,183
out front in about five minutes.

1124
01:06:32,285 --> 01:06:35,786
Okay.

1125
01:06:35,855 --> 01:06:38,022
Are you coming, Hallie Gal?

1126
01:06:38,124 --> 01:06:40,291
No, I've got a ton of work
to catch up on.

1127
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:43,327
I'll just be in the tent.
Eddie?

1128
01:06:45,331 --> 01:06:47,265
Why don't you go ahead?
You seem to be doing

1129
01:06:47,334 --> 01:06:49,936
just fine on your own?

1130
01:07:04,319 --> 01:07:06,285
You look like you're doing
just fine on your own, too.

1131
01:07:06,354 --> 01:07:08,287
What do you mean?

1132
01:07:08,356 --> 01:07:10,290
I mean I just happen
to walk by here before

1133
01:07:10,359 --> 01:07:13,494
and glance inside and I saw you
and your ex, Mr. Nobody,

1134
01:07:13,596 --> 01:07:15,429
and you guys sure
looked cozy to me.

1135
01:07:15,498 --> 01:07:17,431
I'm sorry you had
to see that,

1136
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:19,433
but it's not what you think.
Oh, it wasn't two people

1137
01:07:19,502 --> 01:07:21,435
kissing?
Look, Eddie, he caught me

1138
01:07:21,504 --> 01:07:23,437
off guard.
Okay?

1139
01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:26,440
But I promise you it's over
between Sean and I.

1140
01:07:26,542 --> 01:07:28,442
There's nothing left there.
You know what, Hal?

1141
01:07:28,544 --> 01:07:30,444
You don't even owe me
an explanation.

1142
01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:32,446
Eddie...

1143
01:07:32,515 --> 01:07:37,052
I need you to trust me on this.
It's done.

1144
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,354
Really?

1145
01:07:39,423 --> 01:07:42,223
Really.

1146
01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:45,927
I wasn't jealous.

1147
01:07:46,029 --> 01:07:48,430
Yeah, well, you're making
quite an impression on everyone.

1148
01:07:48,498 --> 01:07:52,600
Especially the ladies.

1149
01:07:52,669 --> 01:07:56,104
You could have any
girl you want.

1150
01:07:56,173 --> 01:08:02,244
Clearly.
I don't want any girl.

1151
01:08:02,313 --> 01:08:06,583
I want a particular girl.

1152
01:08:06,685 --> 01:08:09,653
I'm just not sure
if she wants me.

1153
01:08:09,722 --> 01:08:12,322
She does.

1154
01:08:12,424 --> 01:08:14,324
She does.

1155
01:08:25,772 --> 01:08:27,739
Oh, my god!

1156
01:08:27,774 --> 01:08:29,707
I did this with my parents once.

1157
01:08:29,776 --> 01:08:31,709
What are you doing here?

1158
01:08:31,778 --> 01:08:33,811
You're supposed to be
at the horse show.

1159
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,813
I left my glasses here,
and the driver's waiting

1160
01:08:35,882 --> 01:08:37,815
for me to get them.
But more importantly,

1161
01:08:37,884 --> 01:08:40,585
what are you doing here?

1162
01:08:40,687 --> 01:08:44,055
Uh....
I'll leave you guys to...

1163
01:08:44,124 --> 01:08:46,924
you guys talk...
Okay.

1164
01:09:02,343 --> 01:09:04,543
What does he mean by
'letting us talk'?

1165
01:09:04,612 --> 01:09:06,945
What haven't you
been telling me?

1166
01:09:07,014 --> 01:09:10,582
You've been sleeping with him!
Are you out of your mind Hallie?

1167
01:09:10,651 --> 01:09:12,584
I mean he might have the
others fooled but you know

1168
01:09:12,653 --> 01:09:14,654
who he really is!
Whatever happened to

1169
01:09:14,756 --> 01:09:17,223
'doing something to help him'?
Helping him doesn't mean

1170
01:09:17,292 --> 01:09:20,060
sleeping with him
for god's sake!

1171
01:09:20,129 --> 01:09:22,129
Hey, did you see
where Christine went?

1172
01:09:22,198 --> 01:09:25,065
The van driver told her
he'd wait, but he's gone.

1173
01:09:25,134 --> 01:09:27,635
Uh...She's in the tent
there with Hallie.

1174
01:09:27,737 --> 01:09:32,673
I'll, uh...I'll tell her.
Okay.

1175
01:09:32,775 --> 01:09:35,276
You called him a hustler and a scam artist,

1176
01:09:35,344 --> 01:09:38,580
a slovenly unkempt loser.

1177
01:09:38,649 --> 01:09:41,650
This isn't about this
stupid bet, is it?

1178
01:09:41,752 --> 01:09:45,854
Bet?
What bet?

1179
01:09:48,392 --> 01:09:50,325
The one she made with me.

1180
01:09:50,394 --> 01:09:53,728
About how she could turn you
into one of her VIP bachelors.

1181
01:09:53,797 --> 01:09:58,834
Why don't you tell him, Hallie?

1182
01:09:58,902 --> 01:10:02,637
hat's what this whole
thing's been about?

1183
01:10:02,706 --> 01:10:07,109
You bet him you could
turn a loser into a somebody?

1184
01:10:07,178 --> 01:10:09,111
Yes...
>> And I thought it was

1185
01:10:09,180 --> 01:10:11,113
about me and Angelo,
and that you believed in me.

1186
01:10:11,182 --> 01:10:13,115
But it was all about
a stupid bet?

1187
01:10:13,184 --> 01:10:15,117
Eddie, please, I can
explain....

1188
01:10:15,186 --> 01:10:17,119
Whoa, whoa, look at the
big high rollers, okay?

1189
01:10:17,188 --> 01:10:19,222
Playing me for a chump.
I mean...

1190
01:10:19,290 --> 01:10:24,594
Here, let's turn a loser
into a big shot and win a bet.

1191
01:10:24,662 --> 01:10:27,831
I...  I may be a hustler
and a scam artist

1192
01:10:27,900 --> 01:10:30,901
but I am an amateur
compared to you.

1193
01:10:30,970 --> 01:10:33,503
At least when I bet
I play with money,

1194
01:10:33,572 --> 01:10:36,107
not people's lives.

1195
01:10:56,364 --> 01:10:59,064
Ticker >> Excuse me, gentlemen,
can I interest you in a watch?

1196
01:10:59,133 --> 01:11:01,066
You're passing up
on a good deal.

1197
01:11:01,135 --> 01:11:03,435
Quality heritage
time piece here.

1198
01:11:03,504 --> 01:11:06,071
Yeah, yeah.

1199
01:11:06,140 --> 01:11:08,774
Nah...

1200
01:11:08,876 --> 01:11:11,710
How're you doing?
Got no money.

1201
01:11:15,082 --> 01:11:17,284
Yeah, it is you!
I knew it was you!

1202
01:11:17,352 --> 01:11:19,786
Fast Eddie! Ha, ha, ha!
I thought I recognized you.

1203
01:11:19,888 --> 01:11:21,888
So I didn't recognize you
last time.

1204
01:11:21,957 --> 01:11:24,791
Where you been?
Jail.

1205
01:11:24,893 --> 01:11:27,294
Ah, so that's what
happened to the old...?

1206
01:11:27,362 --> 01:11:29,229
Yeah, you know
how they do you.

1207
01:11:29,298 --> 01:11:31,231
Yeah.

1208
01:11:31,300 --> 01:11:33,733
Ticker, do you know
where I can find

1209
01:11:33,802 --> 01:11:36,202
a good fence for this thing?

1210
01:11:36,271 --> 01:11:40,273
I'll give you $5 for it.
>> It's the real deal, Ticker.

1211
01:11:40,342 --> 01:11:42,944
Really?
You know, I ain't never seen

1212
01:11:43,012 --> 01:11:46,047
a real one of those before.
Can I, can I....?

1213
01:11:52,990 --> 01:11:57,592
I don't know.
Can't tell the difference.

1214
01:11:57,661 --> 01:12:00,595
So who do you know?

1215
01:12:00,664 --> 01:12:02,597
Yeah, well, I know some guys...

1216
01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:06,569
But, uh...do you know
where that came from?

1217
01:12:06,671 --> 01:12:08,571
You know, it's a shame.
It's a shame, because

1218
01:12:08,673 --> 01:12:11,007
a few more pieces of that
quality and you could write

1219
01:12:11,076 --> 01:12:13,309
your own ticket, my friend.

1220
01:12:18,850 --> 01:12:20,783
You got something?
Huh?

1221
01:12:20,852 --> 01:12:23,686
You do!
You got something!

1222
01:12:23,755 --> 01:12:26,189
Maybe.

1223
01:12:32,465 --> 01:12:36,033
Christine >> How long
since you talked to Eddie?

1224
01:12:36,102 --> 01:12:38,836
Oh, he'll be here.
Eddie will be here.

1225
01:12:38,938 --> 01:12:41,839
Even after he found out
about your little bet?

1226
01:12:41,941 --> 01:12:44,842
He gave me his word.

1227
01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:46,977
Oh, the jewelry's here!

1228
01:12:47,046 --> 01:12:49,246
We're looking
for Hallie Galloway.

1229
01:12:49,348 --> 01:12:52,449
Oh, yes, that's me.
Right this way, please.

1230
01:12:55,121 --> 01:12:57,055
No, no, it's all right.
She's with me.

1231
01:12:57,124 --> 01:12:59,624
And I just love jewelry.

1232
01:13:29,425 --> 01:13:31,558
It's going to be dry
by the time the guests arrive.

1233
01:13:31,627 --> 01:13:35,929
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.

1234
01:13:36,031 --> 01:13:38,765
Have a good night.
You, too.

1235
01:13:47,444 --> 01:13:50,011
It's gone!

1236
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:53,548
Ohhh....
We got a Code Three!

1237
01:14:01,124 --> 01:14:04,292
Smooth as butter.
Couldn't have been easier.

1238
01:14:04,394 --> 01:14:06,561
I made the switch right from
underneath the noses of them

1239
01:14:06,629 --> 01:14:09,498
guards and the high class blond
that was running the thing.

1240
01:14:09,567 --> 01:14:11,533
Man, I'd love to see her face
when she realized

1241
01:14:11,602 --> 01:14:13,735
these babies was gone.
Oh, and by the way,

1242
01:14:13,804 --> 01:14:17,706
these trick cases of yours?
Oh, they're a crook's dream.

1243
01:14:17,808 --> 01:14:19,708
It's good to have
you back, Eddie.

1244
01:14:19,810 --> 01:14:22,311
You're a good thief.

1245
01:14:45,805 --> 01:14:49,039
Excuse me.

1246
01:14:49,108 --> 01:14:51,041
How's Christine?
Nothing a little morphine

1247
01:14:51,110 --> 01:14:54,011
can't handle.
And Eddie, is he here yet?

1248
01:14:54,113 --> 01:14:57,381
No, but the other two
bachelors are ready,

1249
01:14:57,483 --> 01:15:01,219
so it's show time.
[applause]

1250
01:15:01,288 --> 01:15:03,221
All right ladies and
gentlemen, thank you so much.

1251
01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:05,223
There's bachelor number one
and a fine, fine bid.

1252
01:15:05,292 --> 01:15:07,159
Thank you so much for coming
out tonight.

1253
01:15:07,227 --> 01:15:09,561
And up next is bachelor
number two.

1254
01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:11,563
Okay, come on, ladies,
he's a cardiologist.

1255
01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:15,734
If he breaks your
heart he can fix it.

1256
01:15:15,836 --> 01:15:17,736
Seriously, you get dinner at
Le Cirque, and if you're lucky

1257
01:15:17,838 --> 01:15:21,573
the good doctor will give
you mouth to mouth.

1258
01:15:21,642 --> 01:15:24,043
Do I have some bids
for our cardiologist?

1259
01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:26,679
I see $10,000 in the back.
We have $11,000 over here.

1260
01:15:26,748 --> 01:15:29,115
I've got $14,000 in the back.
Do I see...?

1261
01:15:29,184 --> 01:15:32,084
I have $20,000, $25,000.

1262
01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:34,420
Who is that cutie?
I don't see him anywhere.

1263
01:15:34,522 --> 01:15:36,422
$27,000.

1264
01:15:36,524 --> 01:15:38,524
I mean I could be bachelor
number three.

1265
01:15:38,593 --> 01:15:40,928
I could pretend
I'm a little straight.

1266
01:15:40,996 --> 01:15:44,498
It's time.
Hurry!

1267
01:15:44,567 --> 01:15:46,967
And now for our final
bachelor of the evening.

1268
01:15:47,036 --> 01:15:50,104
He's handsome, he's brainy,
he's on a first name basis

1269
01:15:50,173 --> 01:15:52,707
with the Dali Lama.
Just yesterday I heard him say,

1270
01:15:52,776 --> 01:15:55,076
"Hello, Dolly!"

1271
01:15:55,178 --> 01:15:57,078
Please welcome bachelor
number three,

1272
01:15:57,180 --> 01:15:59,347
Edmond Penbroke the Third!

1273
01:16:05,222 --> 01:16:07,655
That's, Edmond Penbroke
the Third.

1274
01:16:12,295 --> 01:16:14,230
Calling Edmond Penbroke.

1275
01:16:18,436 --> 01:16:20,336
Can I have this?

1276
01:16:20,404 --> 01:16:22,671
Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen, thank you so much

1277
01:16:22,740 --> 01:16:24,673
for coming to our charity event.

1278
01:16:24,742 --> 01:16:26,675
I do have some bad news,
however.

1279
01:16:26,744 --> 01:16:32,181
Our third and final bachelor
will not be here...

1280
01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:35,484
on time, because he likes
to make an entrance.

1281
01:16:35,586 --> 01:16:37,487
Everyone welcome
Edmond Penbroke the Third.

1282
01:16:42,594 --> 01:16:46,796
If I wasn't such a bitch I'd cry.

1283
01:16:46,865 --> 01:16:49,633
I knew you would come.
I am so sorry.

1284
01:16:49,701 --> 01:16:51,801
Hallie, I realize
I like the new Eddie

1285
01:16:51,870 --> 01:16:53,903
more than the old Eddie.

1286
01:16:53,972 --> 01:16:56,239
And even if you don't believe
in me, somebody should,

1287
01:16:56,308 --> 01:16:58,242
and that somebody should be me.
But I do!

1288
01:16:58,311 --> 01:17:00,244
I do believe in you, Eddie.
Hallie, I need

1289
01:17:00,313 --> 01:17:02,247
to tell you something.
We don't have time now.

1290
01:17:02,316 --> 01:17:04,983
You have to go on stage.
Please, just go, go, go, go.

1291
01:17:05,052 --> 01:17:06,985
I want to return this.
No, no, keep it.

1292
01:17:07,054 --> 01:17:08,987
It looks great.
Just get up there.

1293
01:17:09,056 --> 01:17:10,989
No, Hallie...
You got to get up there.

1294
01:17:11,058 --> 01:17:13,892
Go on, go, go.

1295
01:17:13,927 --> 01:17:17,329
And here he is,
Edmond Penbroke the Third!

1296
01:17:17,398 --> 01:17:19,665
$15,000, $30,000, $40,000, $50,000,

1297
01:17:19,733 --> 01:17:22,534
$60,000, $70,000, $80,000,
$90,000, $100,000...!

1298
01:17:29,411 --> 01:17:33,012
The jewelry!

1299
01:17:33,081 --> 01:17:35,281
Don't move! Get on your knees!

1300
01:17:39,888 --> 01:17:42,555
Don't move, sir.
I'm really,

1301
01:17:42,657 --> 01:17:45,124
really sorry.
I tried to tell you.

1302
01:17:45,193 --> 01:17:48,227
What do I do?

1303
01:17:48,296 --> 01:17:51,064
Hallie, you're fired!

1304
01:18:36,180 --> 01:18:38,147
Oh hi, Mr. Gottman.
Hi.

1305
01:18:38,216 --> 01:18:40,149
Hallie, what you did was
inappropriate, unorthodox

1306
01:18:40,218 --> 01:18:42,152
and downright deceptive.
In 30 years of publishing,

1307
01:18:42,221 --> 01:18:44,154
I've never seen
anything like it.

1308
01:18:44,223 --> 01:18:46,156
Yes, you already told me
that, Mr. Gottman,

1309
01:18:46,225 --> 01:18:48,425
and I already agreed.
>> But, it was brilliant!

1310
01:18:48,494 --> 01:18:50,427
That part you didn't say.
When I told you to boost

1311
01:18:50,496 --> 01:18:52,462
circulation, I didn't expect
100 percent increase

1312
01:18:52,531 --> 01:18:54,531
in sales.
Excuse me?

1313
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:56,633
They're flying off the racks
faster than we can deliver them.

1314
01:18:56,735 --> 01:18:59,302
Nothing like a good old
scandal to sell magazines.

1315
01:18:59,371 --> 01:19:01,438
Or, put a good man behind bars.

1316
01:19:01,507 --> 01:19:03,507
When I took the stand today,

1317
01:19:03,575 --> 01:19:06,010
I told the court the whole
thing was a publicity stunt.

1318
01:19:06,112 --> 01:19:08,346
What could they do?
Besides, the judge is an old

1319
01:19:08,415 --> 01:19:10,648
friend of mine from way back.
Eddie was back on the street

1320
01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:12,784
by noon.
Oh, Mr. Gottman!

1321
01:19:12,852 --> 01:19:14,786
Thank you so much!
Any publicity is good

1322
01:19:14,854 --> 01:19:18,122
publicity indeed!
Actually, I'm surprised our

1323
01:19:18,191 --> 01:19:20,425
friend Mr. Penbroke
hasn't called you by now.

1324
01:19:20,493 --> 01:19:23,795
He hasn't spoken to me
since he was arrested.

1325
01:19:23,863 --> 01:19:26,230
He thinks I was just doing
all this to mess around

1326
01:19:26,299 --> 01:19:29,435
with his life.
Ah.

1327
01:19:29,503 --> 01:19:32,439
Hallie...

1328
01:19:32,507 --> 01:19:34,441
I want you to come back
to the magazine.

1329
01:19:34,509 --> 01:19:36,443
You've got what it takes
to be Senior Editor,

1330
01:19:36,511 --> 01:19:38,445
and I want you to get right
to work on your next

1331
01:19:38,513 --> 01:19:41,748
brilliant scandal.

1332
01:19:41,817 --> 01:19:45,819
Mr. Gottman, I'm flattered, I think.

1333
01:19:45,887 --> 01:19:47,821
But I don't need
to get A's anymore.

1334
01:19:47,889 --> 01:19:49,989
I beg your pardon?
I'm saying no, thank you.

1335
01:19:50,058 --> 01:19:53,026
I'm not coming back.
Oh, nonsense.

1336
01:19:53,128 --> 01:19:55,796
Actually, it makes perfect sense.

1337
01:19:55,865 --> 01:19:59,800
I mean I have no idea
what I'm going to do next,

1338
01:19:59,869 --> 01:20:03,604
but I'm damn sure it
won't be what I was doing.

1339
01:20:03,673 --> 01:20:08,309
Okay, good luck.

1340
01:20:08,411 --> 01:20:10,311
Thank you.

1341
01:20:10,413 --> 01:20:13,013
Nice view.

1342
01:20:34,471 --> 01:20:38,006
Eddie, you got a delivery.

1343
01:21:05,871 --> 01:21:07,771
Whoa.

1344
01:21:07,873 --> 01:21:10,441
Angelo's?

1345
01:21:10,510 --> 01:21:12,443
Yeah.

1346
01:21:12,512 --> 01:21:14,479
Get in.

1347
01:21:14,548 --> 01:21:16,781
Get in.

1348
01:21:26,793 --> 01:21:29,794
Let's go boy.

1349
01:21:53,287 --> 01:21:56,121
Whoa, boy.

1350
01:21:56,190 --> 01:21:59,526
That's for me.

1351
01:21:59,595 --> 01:22:02,997
And, uh...
That's for you.

1352
01:22:16,045 --> 01:22:18,379
Will you hear me out?

1353
01:22:18,448 --> 01:22:20,848
Please?

1354
01:22:28,859 --> 01:22:32,294
Okay, yes, it started out
as a stupid bet,

1355
01:22:32,363 --> 01:22:36,465
and for that I am sorry.

1356
01:22:36,567 --> 01:22:39,201
Then something happened.

1357
01:22:39,303 --> 01:22:41,603
Things changed.

1358
01:22:41,672 --> 01:22:44,473
I thought I was changing you.

1359
01:22:44,575 --> 01:22:46,575
You were changing me.

1360
01:22:46,644 --> 01:22:49,145
And I...

1361
01:22:51,149 --> 01:22:53,750
I made a list.

1362
01:22:58,857 --> 01:23:03,192
Money doesn't mean anything.

1363
01:23:03,261 --> 01:23:06,663
Success doesn't mean anything.

1364
01:23:06,731 --> 01:23:10,566
Manhattan Line
doesn't mean anything.

1365
01:23:10,635 --> 01:23:13,504
None of it means anything
if I'm not with you.

1366
01:23:17,009 --> 01:23:20,445
I miss you.

1367
01:23:20,514 --> 01:23:25,583
I want to be with you,

1368
01:23:25,652 --> 01:23:27,786
because I love you.

1369
01:23:35,696 --> 01:23:39,365
You know I hate lists.

1370
01:23:45,540 --> 01:23:48,674
Um-hum.

1371
01:23:58,820 --> 01:24:00,753
Let's go boy.
Come on.

1372
01:24:00,822 --> 01:24:03,890
Atta boy.